So, since we have decided to start a blog together about fitness(since we really don't know anything about anything else and want to feel important), we decided, in the spirit of Father's Day, to start with a blog about general fitness tips for Dad! So here it is please sit back, prepare to laugh, cry, or send hate mail to one of us(probably the Rhino), and enjoy learning(hopefully) about fitness!
1. Find a new form of transportation.
Dad- There are so many ways to get to work other than driving ALL by yourself! Is walking or biking an option? Perhaps you could attempt busing or carpooling? Heck, this is the northwest, swim to work!
Owl: I have an ongoing theory that driving is the number one stress factor in the U.S. Everyone is rushing around, there are a million things to watch out for, you have to fill the tank all the time these days...I say the U.S. specifically because it is more difficult to find alternative transportation, but not impossible. The biggest reason most of us choose to stick to driving, is simple- convenience. Driving can save time, but that's about it. In the grand scheme of things, it feels great to start and end the work day with a nice bike ride. Not only because its a great workout, but because it saves money and keeps me mentally present and focused (not that I space out while driving..).
Rhino: So here's the deal, you can burn up to 250 calories per mile when bike riding (assuming you are actually pushing the pedals, so downhill does not count). This means that if you have to commute 5 miles to work, you can burn almost 2500 calories per day when combining the two trips. Yes, this means you can stop at the pub on the way home and have a beer (although I do not advocate drinking and riding!). My point is, why go workout after work, when you can workout on the way to and from?
2. Join a recreational sports team.
Owl: My dad definitely has his health and fitness flaws, but he has been on a rec hockey and baseball team my entire life. Life has a way of making it really difficult to commit to a team or gym, but its SO worth it. I won't throw all my eggs in the basket by telling you all of the benefits of regular exercise, but trust me, you'll feel better and sleep better! I personally commit myself to rock climbing at least twice a week. There are several indoor rock climbing gyms all over the place and its such a fun way to spend a couple-few hours exercising. The social aspect of joining a rec team doesn't hurt either!
Rhino: Cricket is awesome! Wait, I have no idea how to even play that. I meant frisbee golf, yeah thats the one. Anyways, we all know that community provides you with an external source of accountability. While I hate to admit it, as I believe you should be able to motivate yourself, sometimes it is good to have other people making sure you are taking care of yourself and staying fit! So go out there and do a sport with your friends! There are many league options available for all kinds of sports if you take a couple minutes to search Google (and if you find a Cricket league, let me know, because I and so IN!).
3. Get some sleep!
Owl: I fear that all of you dads work too much and sleep too little. It shouldn't be mission impossible to get 8 hrs of sleep every night! By turning off that brain of yours and getting some shut eye, you'll be more productive the next day because your mind has had the opportunity to process everything you did throughout the day before and your body has been able to repair and revitalize itself. Don't feel guilty for sleeping! It's almost POINTLESS to do ANYTHING if we don't sleep.
Rhino: Why would you not want to sleep? I mean, as a friend of mine used to say, "Man I love sleeping! Sometimes I wish I could wake up, just so I could go back to sleep!" So I could get sciencey (don't try and find that in the dictionary), and tell you how glycogen recovery, daily information processing, tissue repair, emotional release, fluid dispersal within the body, secretion of human growth hormone increases, testosterone initiates the process of muscle growth, and digestion rate increases, but I won't. Just do it man.
4. Make dinner for your loved ones!
Dad- its time to do the cooking! No instant meals, no short cuts. You'll find that the work is worth it.
Owl: My dad is an amazing cook. However, as the years go by, he becomes less and less ambitious in the kitchen. Find a fun recipe and try it out! Even if the home-cooked meal is pasta or pizza, it's going to be a lot better than the processed food you would otherwise buy and it'll taste better because of the crazy amount of work you had to put into it!
Rhino: So not only will you eat healthier if you eat at home (still working on proving that one, but I'm pretty sure its true), you exponentially increase your chances of getting lucky! The problem with restaurants is that although you may have an idea of what you are getting, you know nothing about the quality of the ingredients used in its preparation. Having control over the quality of the ingredients you use allows for total control over your nutrient intake (more to follow in future articles). That and I just like getting lucky!
5. Go for a walk with your loved ones!
Dad, take mom for a walk. Holding hands is not optional.
Owl: Walking after dinner is a great way to digest, if only because it helps to reduce stress, thereby allowing your body to focus on the breakdown and absorption of your food.
Rhino: Uh yeah, see above comments about getting lucky. Ok, so the truth about "cardiovascular" exercise will be discussed in more depth later in another article, but here is a teaser. You don't have to run or bike ride to get your heart rate up, and getting a positive, for lack of a better word, effect from "cardio" requires only a minor increase in heart rate. So go for a walk and while the effects will not be identical to the people out running, they will be similar and enough to keep your doctor off your back.
6. Trade your ice cold six pack for a six pack you don't buy at the store!
Dad, mom is lying when she says she likes your beer gut. You don't have to put away the beer for good, but little moderation here and a little exercise there will help you tame the beer gut beast.
Owl: There is nothing wrong with indulging in an ice cold one after a long day of work, but moderation and balance goes a long way. By reducing the amount of beer, soda and "junk food" you ingest, you'll be taking a HUGE step in improving your health. At the very least, I challenge every dad to drink a tall glass of water for every glass you have of anything else.
Rhino: Did you know that alcohol is a testosterone inhibitor? I won't tell you how bad alcohol is for weight loss, but yeah, testosterone inhibitor = bad. Aside from the, errr, obvious side-effects of it being a testosterone inhibitor, this also means that you will have both impaired tissue recovery from daily wear and tear, as well as decreased ability for muscle development. Need I say more? No muscles, gaining body fat, lack of recovery ability, and "other" problems doesn't inspire me to go out boozing.
7. Don't ignore your kids at the playground.
Dad, its tempting to sit down on that bench and relax while your kids run around screaming, but join in! Go crazy! Run around with them, jump with them, climb with them!
Owl: Running around with your children and/or pets may not sound like much of a workout, but odds are it'll be more beneficial than a 45min walk. When you use those short bursts of energy to chase this kid and jump around with that kid, your body needs more energy for you to do it. Essentially, its a higher intensity activity and it'll burn more calories and "build" more muscles!
Rhino: So if you don't join a league, just play with your kids! Not only will it make you feel younger, but it will also help you stay active!
8. Avoid Fast Food.
Making dinner for the family is one thing, avoiding fast food for every meal is quite another!
Owl: By choosing to eat only food that Great Grandma Bessy would recognize (i.e. nothing in a box, tin, wrapper), you will be able to avoid or reduce health concerns such as high blood pressure (hypertension) and high cholesterol.
Rhino: Not sure what to say about this other than if you think McDonald's is a good idea, this is not the right blog for you to be reading. Done.
9. Do something OTHER THAN the bench press.
Sure, the bench press is fun, but seriously, how big does your chest need to be?
Owl: Being a female, I should leave this to the Rhino, but I will say this: you do not use your chest for nearly as many activities as you do, say, your back, your stomach and your legs.
Rhino: Did you know that if you have a bigger chest than the man next to you, it is a fact that you make more money, have a hotter wife, drive a nicer car, own a bigger house, and just in general are more awesome? Well, ok, maybe I exaggerate. But the point is, there is only one major muscle that is worked during the bench press (an oversimplification, but bear with me), your pectoralis major. Doing a pull-up works your latissimus dorsi, trapezius, rhomboids, deltoids, etc. I could keep going but the thing is, no matter how many I name, the number is already greater than one and they are ALL major muscles. The truth about fitness is that appearance means very little and the fittest person is the person who can handle the greatest workload and still be able to function afterwords (again a simplification and my opinion, but bear with me until a later date). So doing bench press, while fun, has a low muscular demand and as such, does not develop your overall fitness. So do some pull-ups. Or squats. Or anything beside Bench Press.
10. Go do some SQUATS!
Owl: Squats are SOOO great for you because, let's face it, we sit down and get up all the time! And most of us do it wrong. It is important to learn how to squat properly because we need to be able to protect our back when we bend over. To put simply, squatting is a very functional exercise because you are moving in a way your joints are designed to move. And hey, you're strengthening your legs, your ass and your core (which includes your stomach and low back).
Rhino: Squats are awesome. We will talk about these more in-depth later (at least if I have anything to say about it!) but real quick I will make one comment. Just as a trees branches don't grow until the trunk can support it, your upper body can't get bigger until your lower body is strong enough to support it. Again, more to follow.
Notes:
Disclaimer- when we refer to your loved ones, wives, children, pets, etc; we are not intending to make any assumptions. We don't care who wears the pants, who you are cooking for, chasing after or doing squats with, just so long as you are doing it.
This being our first article here on Logical Lessons in Health, we would love to hear (well, see) any questions or comments you have. We will be writing a new article every Sunday and although this first article was fun, we will be much more scientific in the future :) That said, let us know what you are curious about in the health and fitness world! Oh yeah, and Happy Father's Day!
Thank you!